Transformation
Become the hotter, more interesting person your dating profile has been promising without evidence.
The breakthrough dating apps feared
Over the apps.
Overweight.
Under consideration.
Founded in Washington, DC after one man realized a hunger strike could solve three problems at once: lose weight, support a cause, and meet someone hot enough to have a favorite municipal policy.
Founder portrait
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Founder & Chief Hunger Officer
Jake “No Sides”
Last-Name-Redacted
Jake is a DC-based visionary, overweight dating-app veteran, and principal investigator of the civic-hotness correlation. Tired of swiping through people who claimed to love “adventures,” he asked whether the path to romance might instead run directly through a folding chair outside a federal building.
The insight was immediate: stop eating and you might lose weight. Call it a hunger strike and you also stand for something. Do it publicly in Washington and a hot librarian, organizer, policy nerd, union baddie, or equally compelling person of any gender might admire the commitment. Hunger Strikes for Hotties was born as the first dating strategy to optimize the body, the soul, and the meet-cute simultaneously.
BA, Good IntentionsPhD-ish, Civic RizzDC, naturally
Our values
Love without
the algorithm.
Conviction
Pick a cause you mean. Sincerity is essential; hotties can smell résumé activism from across the plaza.
Proximity
Go where democracy happens. Your soulmate cannot approach your protest sign if you remain on the couch.
Everybody
Men, women, and everyone between or beyond: every person can become hotter by caring visibly about something.
The founder has spoken